I, The Wolf, am sick of being the bad guy. I'm taking over this book.
Dear Readers, Fairytales are nonsense. They're full of wolves pestering
pigs and picking on sweet little girls in red hoods. But I would never
do those things. I knit! I bake blueberry pie! You know what I really
want to do? I WANT TO RESCUE A PRINCESS! And if I can't? I QUIT! Yours
sincerely, Wolfie Wolfie may want to be a hero, but he's about to
discover that arguing with this book's narrator is not the best way to
improve his image...