As a skirt chasing gambler from the old west, I met a beautiful older
woman who made wild passionate love with me and then in the heat of
passion turned me into a Vampire! l wrote this Vampire Owner's Manual
for those who have just became one of the honored or is thinking of
becoming one of the honored or just want to know more about Vampires.
The Vampire Owner's Manual contains vast knowledge of the Vampire Lore;
from proper feeding to staying alive or undead; from Vampire history to
Vampire myths and a lot more! The Vampire Owner's Manual is peppered
heavily with personal experience as well as experiences gathered
interviewing other Vampires (not an easy task). When you were born your
parents most likely wished you came with an owner's manual. Suddenly you
have awaken with a pain in your neck and a ravenous appetite no food
will quench; you are having vague memories of "Vampires" from an old
movie and you wish you could have a Vampire owner's manual: Well here it
is!