In the spirit of A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Incorrigible
Children of Ashton Place series, The Unintentional Adventures of the
Bland Sisters will captivate middle-grade readers looking for humor,
hijinks, and a swashbuckling good time. Meet Jaundice and Kale Bland,
two sisters who avoid excitement at any cost. Together, they patiently
await the return of their parents, who left on an errand years ago and
have never returned.
One day, the Bland sisters are kidnapped by an all-female band of
pirates. They're unwillingly swept into a high-seas romp that might just
lead to solving the mystery of what happened to their parents. With
whimsical illustrations and Roald Dahl-esque wit, The Unintentional
Adventures of the Bland Sisters is the visually stunning,
laugh-out-loud funny start to a new series for readers who are looking
for an anything-but-bland adventure.