When Desperate Evil Wicked Bob, a pirate, and his talking penguin,
Captain Jack, come to live with Wilson and his parents, life suddenly
gets more exciting. But the fun really begins when Captain Jack starts
attending Very Elementary, a school as far from shipshape and Bristol
fashion as a school could be. With a little bit of imagination and a lot
of humor, Desperate Evil Wicked Bob turns mollymockery into mathematics,
and young Wilson gets what every kid wants--a pirate for an uncle.