When a zombie is taken prisoner by the Army, it need not be uselessly
destroyed. In fact, just as our Army trains dogs for combat roles, it
has a program to train the captured Undead for combat roles. No zombie
that our Army can capture will go unutilized. This is our Army's No
Zombie Left Behind policy.The manual in your hands is the Department of
Defense's principal source of information on care, conditioning,
training, and operations of our Army's Working Zombies - such as Blech!,
the brave zombie who served in a capacity similar to that of his canine
comrade Cairo in the raid that killed Bin Laden. From basics, such as
HEEL and STAY to negotiating obstacle courses, to tracking, searching,
attacking, and even zombies working undercover in the real world, this
manual shows readers how our military trains zombies to be soldier
zombies. Illustrations depict the dos and don'ts of zombie care,
training, and operations. Contents include: * Zombie-Veterinary
Training Priorities * Principles of Conditioning and Behavior
Modification * Patrol Zombie Training * Clear Signals Training Method
* Deferred Final Response * Detector Zombie Training Validation * The
Military Working Zombie Program (MWZ Program) * Facilities and
Equipment * And more . . .
