To Be Perfectly Honest: A Novel Based on an Untrue StoryMP3 CD, 25 October 2016

My name is Colette.
This book is about me.

Who am I?
To be perfectly honest,
I'm not exactly sure who I am.

I guess you could say
I'm the fifteen-year-old daughter
of an annoyingly famous movie star.

Or maybe
I'm the eighteen-year-old daughter
of a famous movie star's stand-in.

Or maybe
I'm the thousand-year-old daughter
of a vampire....

Having trouble guessing
which one of these stories is true?
Join the club.

My friends
have a joke about me:
How can you tell if Colette is lying?

Her mouth is open.