From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the
End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at
the hands of two hopeless heroes.
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull.
THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as
ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic
spider infection -- the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to
prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure
involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the
spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it
when it breeds. And it will breed.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation
is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I
did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're
upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. ...Imagine a mentally ill narrator
describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is
unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read
it. -Washington Post
Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional
thriller... David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a
supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud
funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror
novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch
It is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal
