INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD
From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult
sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious
tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull.
THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as
ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic
spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to
prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure"
involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the
spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it
when it breeds. And it will breed.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation
is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I
did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're
upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
"Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...Imagine a mentally ill narrator
describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is
unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read
it." -Washington Post
"Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional
thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural
talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny,
disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than
This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the
one and only book for you." -SF Signal
