Having driven into the sunset in the final episode of Channel 4's The
Hotel, Mark Jenkins is back doing what he does best - entertaining the
nation. His unique take on life, affable charm, and woefully naive
exploits are all captured with great comedic effect in this, his first
book. In The World According to Manager Mark you will discover just what
makes this real-life Basil Fawlty tick. Containing Mark's opinions on
everything from AGEING to YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS, from BUS LANES to
VEGETARIANS, and featuring VOL-AU-VENTS, INFLATABLES and countless
SAUSAGES, this book houses more entertainment than a hotel in peak
season. Frank, forthcoming and downright funny, in this A-Z of Mark's
world you'll find a manifesto for a life in which we discover the
difference between naturists and naturalists, umbrellas are categorised
as dangerous weapons and green food is banned. Whether you consider
yourself rich, poor or normal, and whether you drink real champagne or
'nearly champagne', this book contains something for everyone. Even the
Queen! What's more, you might learn a thing or two. UNBELIEVABLE!