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Dear Reader,
You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it
down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about
the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because
each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been
faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.
I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book
containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a
newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and
some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to
research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them
all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing,
such as reading another book instead.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket