From Robert Brockway, Sr. Editor and Columnist of Cracked.com, comes
The Unnoticeables, a funny and frightening urban fantasy.
There are angels, and they are not beneficent or loving. But they do
watch over us. They watch our lives unfold, analyzing us for repeating
patterns and redundancies. When they find them, the angels simplify
those patterns and remove the redundancies, and the problem that is
"you" gets solved.
Carey doesn't much like that idea. As a punk living in New York City,
1977, Carey is sick and tired of watching strange kids with unnoticeable
faces abduct his friends. He doesn't care about the rumors of
tar-monsters in the sewers or unkillable psychopaths invading the punk
scene--all he wants is to drink cheap beer and dispense ass-kickings.
Kaitlyn isn't sure what she's doing with her life. She came to Hollywood
in 2013 to be a stunt woman, but last night a former teen heartthrob
tried to eat her, her best friend has just gone missing, and there's an
angel outside her apartment. Whatever she plans on doing with her life,
it should probably happen in the few remaining minutes she has left.
There are angels. There are demons. They are the same thing. It's up to
Carey and Kaitlyn to stop them. The survival of the human race is in
their hands.
We are, all of us, well and truly screwed.
