In need of a new excuse? Teacher growing tired of "the dog ate my
homework"? The Ultimate Excuse Generator is here to help! How about
trying 'I was late for school because an evil robotic scout leader bowed
deeply and then was violently sick in my pocket'? Or 'I didn't make my
bed because a hula-hooping spudwrangler landed using a jetpack and
wanted a selfie'?
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 60 million
excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain
silly, The Ultimate Excuse Generator will ensure you'll always have
the right answer for anything!