Barthelme . . . happens to be one of a handful of American authors,
there to make us look bad, who know instinctively how to stash the
merchandise, bamboozle the inspectors, and smuggle their nocturnal
contraband right on past the checkpoints of daylight 'reality.' --Thomas
Pynchon, from the Introduction
Sixty-three rare or previously uncollected works by a master of the
American short story form
*A hypothetical episode of Batman hilariously slowed down to soap-opera
speed.
*A game of baseball as played by T. S. Eliot and Willem Big Bull de
Kooning.
*A recipe for feeding sixty pork-sotted celebrants at your daughter's
wedding.
*An outlandishly illustrated account of a scientific quest for God.
These astonishing tropes of the imagination could only have been
generated by Donald Barthelme, who--until his death in 1989--seemed
intent on goosing American letters into taking a quantum leap. Gleeful,
melancholy, erudite, and wonderfully subversive, The Teachings of Don B.
is a literary testament cum time bomb, with the power to blast any
reader into an altered state of consciousness.
A small education in laughter, melancholy, and the English language.
--The New York Times Book Review
"Barthelme, who died in 1989, was a distinctive master of fragments . .
. Anger, wit, extravagant associations and disassociations; these would
be less memorable if it were not for Barthelme's ability to evoke dreams
and the tenderness with which he does it." --Los Angeles Times
