"This could be a great work of fiction. The damndest thing is it's all
fact." - Michael Farber, Sports Illustrated It was a time of
Prohibition, jazz, and gangland murder, and it was baseball's age of
magic, when even Hall of Fame players believed that rubbing the hump of
a hunchback guaranteed a hit. Broken and deformed by a childhood fall
from a seesaw, Hughie McLoon never grew taller than forty-nine inches
but he made himself one of the lucky ones. He was chosen as the batboy
and mascot of the Philadelphia Athletics. Although the team finished
last in each of the three seasons that the A's rubbed his hump and
Hughie tended their bats, he became a local celebrity. He loved the
crowds and they loved him back. Graduating from batboy to boxing
manager, and running his own speakeasy while serving as a secret agent
for the Chief of Police, Hughie was the toast of Philly until one summer
night in 1928 he was caught in a murderous crossfire outside his tavern.
Twenty-six years old, he bled to death on Cuthbert Street. The next day,
15,000 admirers lined up to see his four-foot corpse. The age of magic
was now over. The Short Life of Hughie McLoon is Allen Abel's haunting
and stylish biography of the most remarkable and beloved of the baseball
mascots, and a new chapter in the complicated mythology of the American
dream.