The Secret Footballer: Access All AreasPaperback, 11 October 2016

Forgive your enemies, they say.
Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say.

In Access All Areas, you'll learn how to buy three UK Premier League points for just £25,000, what it's really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every soccer player in England shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case.

Add to that The Secret Footballer's no-holds-barred tour of the country's Premier League clubs -- telling us what it's like to play in each ground and revealing the one that all players really hate to go to -- and you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that's normally off-limits to the fans.

Unapologetically opinionated, witty and honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan's guide to the beautiful game.

I am The Secret Footballer and all bets from here on in are off . . .