Embark on a methodical, meticulous, and hilarious quest for the
perfect pet in this wickedly witty cautionary collection of pet poems.
If you're the type that oohs and aahs
at furry faces, precious paws,
the words ahead may be alarming:
Animals aren't always charming.
If you think you'd like a cute and cuddly pet, you may need to do some
research. Formulate a query. Devise a scientific plan. And be sure to
write down every observation of the animals you encounter. Join one
budding young scientist as she catalogs the pros and pitfalls of
potential pet ownership in this assortment of zany and relatable poems
that will change the way you look at cuddly animals--and give you the
giggles.