The sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic Roman Garstange Adventure
series. It is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing
for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the
helm--the awful Mr. Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical, and downright
nasty piece of work--is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to
contend with the most rubbish role in the panto (being a box) as well as
organizing the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose
cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that
could possibly go wrong is about to. It is left to Roman to save the
panto and the day.