The Last BookPaperback, 28 April 2017

New and improved! Thrills and spills for the whole family! Direct from Hollywood, New York, London and a tin barn in the Ozarks. Hurry! Save 50%%%% at Lulu for a limited time. Must be 18 to play. No animals were harmed in the production of this memoir. Sold by weight not volume. U.S. Treasury has determined that POD toner may be hazardous to an author's health. Do not touch ending. Contains obscenity and grit. Wash hands after use. Libertarian icon Wolf DeVoon trips through heaven and hell on his way to obscurity, in a tell-all memoir that marks the end of his writing career by popular demand. 1997 Dodge Intrepid on the cover is for sale, one remaining asset that might fetch $800 or so. 24-valve 3.5L high performance engine. Clean title. Rebuilt moral integrity for the road, with pit stops in Elko, Pt. Reyes, Redding, Santa Cruz and Southern California. Couldn't get arrested in Branson or Provo. All engines full stop.