This work presents a modern interpretation of the ancient guide to
love-making, from the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister, the Rt Hon
John Prescott MP. Phone sex is a common enough diversion for lovers the
world over. However, this "tantric" version used with Tracey Temple can
take many, many hours due to the DPM's inability ever to utter a
coherent sentence. The Bawdroomin which Prescott shags his lover on the
boardroom table once used by the Admiralty (Tracey said he groped her in
this room), as the portraits of distinguished Navy figures look on.
Admiralty Arch-Backwhere Prescott stands to attention and his girlfriend
salutes him as they have sex standing up at his flat in Admiralty Arch
paid for by the taxpayer. Hilarious sex positions and kinky games such
as Two Gags, National Yolk, and The Bumbachumba will raise more than
just a mere smile. Illustrated with amusing cartoons, this really is an
entertaining and unique little book."