This--as only Norman Collins can tell it--is the story of Stanley Pitts,
a contracts filing clerk in the Admiralty, a small man--small in
stature, small in ambition and achievement, happy in his work, and
devoted to his hobby of photography.
For Stan himself, his latest failure with the Civil Service Selection
Board might not have mattered too much. But it mattered to his wife,
Beryl. For Beryl is a social climber, mistress of the house in Kendal
Terrace, Crocketts Green with its garden gnomes, its wall-to-wall
carpeting, its ivory enamel kitchen fitments and its fridge full of
Oven-Fresh Old Style Farm House Cornish Pasties; Beryl, mother of little
Marleen with her flaxen ringlets, prospective winner of the under-12s
ballroom dancing championship; Beryl, the South London suburban
housewife in her Mexican housecoat with the Sun-God buttons.
When Stan's tasteful photographic study of "Hoarfrost on Wimbledon
Common" wins the Admiralty-Division Photographic Competition on the very
eve of his expected promotion, never has the future looked brighter for
the inhabitants of No. 16. How then did Stan, with his pride in his job
and his keen sense of duty, find his way into the dock of No. 1 Court at
the Old Bailey? Why was the sentence such a savage one? What became of
Beryl? And what part did Mr Cheevers, crime reporter of the Sunday
Sun, play in all this?
Norman Collins is a master storyteller. Its high comedy and almost
unbearable suspense make it a brilliant and unforgettable novel.
