Award-winning author Beth Vrabel writes with humor and empathy about a
girl who wants to shed her embarrassing moments before she leaves middle
school behind her. The first eight years of Penelope McGee's education
have been a curriculum in humiliation. Now she is on a quest for
redemption, and a little bit of revenge.
From her kindergarten self-portrait as a bacon with boobs, to fourth
grade when she peed her pants in the library thanks to a stuck zipper to
seventh grade where...well, she doesn't talk about seventh grade. Ever.
After hearing the guidance counselor lecturing them on how high school
will be a clean slate for everyone, Pipi--fearing that her eight
humiliations will follow her into the halls of Northbrook High
School--decides to use her last year in middle school to right the
wrongs of her early education and save other innocents from the same
picked-on, laughed-at fate. Pipi McGee is seeking redemption, but she'll
take revenge, too.