Monty is allergic to ghosts. If there's an invisible ghost around, he
sneezes. As soon as Monty sets foot in the Brinsley Codd School for
Sensible Thought, he knows it's haunted. Why else would he sneeze like a
hurricane?
Mysterious forces are clearly at work, yet Monty has problems convincing
the principal, and a loathsome teacher called Sogbucket, that the school
is really haunted.