Feng Shui master C.F. Wong is no fan of the 21st century. It is far too
rushed and noisy, a terrible environment for the kind of peaceful
contemplation that his work requires. His clients seem to view him as
some sort of general problem-solver, as able to find a missing child as
he is to correct the pernicious influences that are bringing bad luck to
a business. But there is worse. One of Mr. Wong's clients, a client who
cannot be offended, has given Mr. Wong a gift. It comes complete with a
never-silent cell-phone, an unfortunate wardrobe, and a grating
Australian accent. Mr. Wong has an intern.