A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for
surviving life as a cat parent - the perfect gift for any cat lover
You have the best cat in the world, it's true. But there's no avoiding
the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain
elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those
thoughtful "gifts" you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the
couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner.
Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks
you'll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so
you can focus on the positives - like giving them head-scritches and
cooing over their little toe beans.
With pearls of wisdom like these, you'll be a pro cat parent in no time:
- As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy
rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable
scratch-monster
- Your cat may look cute and innocent, but there's an evil mastermind
secretly at work behind all that fluff
Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be
quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belong
