The Bott Twins: Birth, Death and Other JokesPaperback, 31 October 2022

A grotesque, surreal and darkly comic series of tales about the most terrible family on the planet.
Mrs Bott, an horrendous "unlanced boil" of a woman and Mr Bott, "a balloon of a man", are very unhappily married.
Into this disaster enter two unwanted arrivals: The Bott Twins.
Born bad? Or driven bad? It doesn't matter. What you do need to know is that:
"If you ever meet the Bott Twins, run. Run and don't look back."
Too few people take this advice and the results are not pretty.