Once upon a time there was a girl who didn't know how to eat. She ate
soup with chopsticks, sandwiches with a hammer, cake with a paintbrush.
She ate jelly and ice-cream with a key, bread with a straw and potatoes
with a sieve. She told the time with a knife and fork and won the Nobel
Peace Prize. A quirky, nonsensical collection of tiny, exquisitely
illustrated stories offering an absurd solution to everyday tasks. A
manual for the inept; for childlike adults and grown-up children.