In Finley's middle school, kissing frogs might lead to princes--if
there were any frogs! Categorizing classmates leads to a battle of the
sexes in this M!X novel from the author of Just Another Day in My
Insanely Real Life.
According to Finley and her BFF, Maya, middle school boys can be put
into three separate categories: tadpoles, croakers, and frogs. Per their
official Life Cycle of Amphibian Boys, while tadpoles are totally not
developed yet (read: boys who still love fart jokes and can't have a
normal conversation with girls without making fun of them), a frog is
the top of the boy food chain--evolved and mature. Sadly, not many boys
have reached that elusive frog status at Staunton Middle School.
Finley thought she had everyone pegged, until Zachary Mattison enters
the picture. After suddenly leaving the year before, Zachary's surprise
reappearance at SMS forces Finley to see him in a new light. And when
the official life cycle list falls into the wrong hands, it causes a
battle between the boys and girls that turns into an all-out war--one
that Finley isn't sure anyone can really win...