'What Ned hasn't seen on a sports TV channel isn't worth knowing
about.'
Gabby Logan
'From falling out with Mourinho to flying with Gerrard, this is a
wonderful journey through football.'
Henry Winter
'A great read by one of sport's good guys.'
Jonathan Liew
'A beautiful love letter to a love no longer felt.'
Adrian Chiles
**Square Peg, Round Ball is a candid, insightful reminiscence on a
life in football.
From time to time, as I lurched from training ground to player's tunnel,
I'd be glared at by Alex Ferguson, clapped on the back by Arsène Wenger,
taken out the back by Alan Pardew or banned by José Mourinho. In the
time it took for the Golden Generation to come of age, dominate,
disappoint and retire, I fell in - and ultimately out - of love with the
game, as I was granted a uniquely privileged insight into the backstage
comings and goings of the professional football circus.*
Although best known as ITV's commentator on the Tour de France, Ned
Boulting has spent most of his professional life covering football.
Follow Ned's journey from football supporter to reporter - from
criss-crossing the country in a banger of a car hoping for a word or two
from the latest big signing, to the glamour of the Champions League. Ned
really has been there, done that, and got the Sky Sports jacket to prove
it.
Witnessing the shenanigans, the machinations and the idiocy of football
at close quarters Ned shares his best stories with affection. Whether
it's treading mud into Steven Gerrard's pristine white carpets, or
nearly being pushed into oncoming traffic by a menacing Vinnie Jones, or
being chased away from Roman Abramovich's house by some scary looking
men on quadbikes - Ned has made a fool of himself to bring us the best
tales from his experiences in 90s and 2000s football.
