Alex Alterman is a "mystery worshipper"--hired by churches to experience
their worship services as a member of the congregation and evaluate what
works and what doesn't. Grass growing in the parking lot "Unkempt
bathrooms "Bad sound systems" These may turn away people as much as the
"singing and the sermon. To whom much is given, much is required. But
when Alex and his dedicated band of nitpicking zealots are hired to
evaluate a Florida church and its prominent pastor, they are presented
with a set of mysteries: Who hired them? And who hired their main
competition? And why are they being shadowed by a couple of atheists
running a dirt-dealing blog?
Oil spills, dwarf spies, choir room surveillance, church league
basketball cheats and parking lot security all combine in a splendid
caper that stretches from Wall Street to the beachfront. As Alterman's
group finds itself in the eye of the storm, the work takes on a new
dimension as they untangle the reasons they believe in their work, and
why they believe at all.