**Get the noods you really want!
**
Things are looking hot. Chloe Godot's Send Noods is a cleverly
tantalizing book of 50 noodle recipes that will never fail to whet your
appetite. When your actual DMs are just too cringeworthy and you'd
rather have a bowl of ramen to keep you warm at night, turn to the
cookbook that really satisfies.
Each chapter is organized to help you find your perfect match, from
Chapter One: The Little Black Book of Basics, which steers you toward
every good ol' base sauce and broth you'll ever need, to Chapter Two:
Heart Warmers, that always deliver on their comfort-food promises, to
Chapter Five: The Hotties, that leave you hungry for more. Go ahead and
ogle the piping-hot illustrations of your deepest cravings, including:
- F*&#boy Fettuccini
- Red Flag Red Sauce
- Looking Fresh Pesto
- How You Doin' Homemade Italian Sausage
- U Up? Udon
- Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried My Pho?
- Swipe Right Ramen
- Slide into My DMs Strozzapreti
- Mack on This Mac 'n' Cheese
- Dreamboat Arrabiata
Complete with Alice Potter's playful illustrations and explicit
instructions that make each recipe's intentions known, Send Noods is
the book of hot dishes that will satisfy epicureans in ways unsolicited
DMs just never could.