Hap Collins and Leonard Pine are in for an action-packed adventure when
they cross paths with a towering Pentecostal preacher, a midget with a
giant attitude, and a gang of bikers turned soldiers of fortune. Even
though a midlife crisis just crashed into Hap Collins like a runaway
pickup, he's still got his job, he knows his best friend, Leonard Pine,
will always be there for him, and, of course, he's got his main squeeze,
Brett Sawyer. Things hit a new low, however, when Brett's daughter,
Tillie, who's been walking on the wrong side of the law, suddenly stands
in need of a rescue. It won't be easy -- it never is -- but nothing is
going to stop Hap and Leonard as they hit the road destined for Hootie
Hoot, Oklahoma, to shake things up. And with Hap and Leonard at the
wheel, this promises to be a wild ride. "Hilarious. . . . Addictively
scarfable. . . . Two thumbs-up, and pardon the barbecue smears." - Texas
Monthly "[Joe Lansdale is] master at taking a simple everyday event
and turning reality upside down." -- Mystery Scene