So there I was, roysh, class legend, schools rugby legend, basically
all-round legend, when someone decides you can't, like, sit the Leaving
Cert four times. Well that put a focking spanner in the works.
But joining the goys at college wasn't the mare I thought it would be,
basically for, like, three major reasons: beer, women and more women.
And for once I agree with Fionn about the, like, education
possibilities. I mean, where else can you learn about Judge Judy,
laminating fake IDs and, like, how to order a Ken and snog a girl at the
same time?
I may be beautiful, roysh, but I'm not stupid and this much I totally
know: college focking rocks.