Justin and Julie-Ann, hopelessly mismatched in love, are about to
introduce their respective parents to each other over dinner - Justin's
upper-crust alcoholic mother from Surrey and Julie-Ann's bigoted
Yorkshire father and prim mother. Into this doomed scenario drops,
literally, via the balcony upstairs and the river, Paige Petite, a
former lap-dancer with suicidal tendencies and her thick, gun-toting
minder who is employed by her violent boyfriend...