Here's a book about a robot who likes to ... SMASH! He'll smash the
usual things, like flowers and soda cans, but that's just the beginning.
This smash-happy guy crushes everything from pirates, ninjas and zombies
to Brussels sprouts and all-talk radio. Whatever it is, he'll gleefully
SMASH it to smithereens. One day, he finally meets something he doesn't
feel like smashing: a stylish, super-smashing girl-robot four times his
size with sledgehammer hands as big as garbage trucks. Instantly, he's
smitten. But while he's deep in daydreams about their robot
romance--SMASH! The oblivious girl robot crushes him flat. It might
just be the beginning of a perfect relationship. Minimal text and
retro-style 8-bit illustrations lend this story the characteristic feel
of an old video game, with each smashed object yielding a bright burst
of pixels. Joyful destruction takes center stage in this fun, unique
play on what it means to suffer your first crush.