If I want to send a message, I'll call Western Union. This famous line
has been attributed to various movie moguls, yet while these moguls
ruled the Hollywood studio system, movies were in the midst of a golden
age of dialogue. Films included more messages, ideas, themes, and
pontifications than they ever have since. Although producers trembled at
commands from the front office, writers (the low men and women on the
totem pole) went quietly to their typewriters and, as the subversive
revolutionaries that most writers are, turned out prose that did send
messages. How could they resist? They had the biggest and best platform
in the world: Hollywood movies. The 200 speeches collected in Ready for
My Close-Up! are from some of the best - and a few of the worst - films
ever made. From Groucho Marx's I shot an elephant in my pajamas to Julia
Roberts's What it takes to be a movie star here is the wit and wisdom of
the great Hollywood screenwriters.