An eleven-year-old boy on a quest to impress his suddenly cute,
longtime friend accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into
existence in this hilarious MAX novel!
All class clown Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells FAT) wanted the
summer before seventh grade was to give his image a little boost...and
maybe, just maybe, impress his oldest pal, whom he has a secret crush
on.
But when Farley accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into
existence (think genie, but far more annoying and without any ability
whatsoever to grant wishes), his entire plan goes sideways.
Now, in order to rid himself of the four-inch tall pest spouting
ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must
complete all "Seven Steps to a Whole New You!"--no matter how
embarrassing they may be. Which is how Farley finds himself outfitted in
too-small spandex and suffering through daily jogs with his
super-athletic dad, attempting to read War and Peace, and agreeing to
play toy guitar in his best friend Burt's newly formed off-pitch boy
band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there...
But hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy,
did they?