Discover what REALLY happens in the police. Is the discovery of a
headless corpse the work of a serial killer? When do police & paramedics
fall out? Who killed Yoda? What is a Death Fart? Why do some criminals
think they are 'worth it'? Who invented the Crying Machine? How do you
beat the burglar? Why do the police have to pay particular attention to
boobs? Come on patrol with PC Donoghue and get the answers to all these
questions and more. Police, Lies & Alibis is the fascinating and
hilarious account of a year in the life of a front line police response
officer, and the only humorous police book written by a serving officer
who is not hiding his identity. It is the follow-up book to Police,
Crime & 999, a book which still remains hugely popular today, with over
240 5-star Amazon reviews, and which garnered positive feedback from a
number of national publications. WARNING: Contains Humour & Traces of
Nuts.