Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But
unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and
interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it!
Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in
a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea
how to talk to girls.
When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is
determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the
meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love
poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage
to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his
family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?