Have you ever been trapped inside a runaway car? Have you broken a world
record? Is there someone in your class who will stop at nothing to kiss
you? Have you ever tricked your dog into doing your homework? Or found
something seriously disgusting in your food? Have you sold head lice for
fun and profit? Or has your mom ever used raspberry and white chocolate
muffins as weapons of minor destruction? I'm Tom Weekly and all of these
things have happened to me. I've captured them here in stories, jokes,
cartoons, quizzes, and lists. Believe me, real life is weirder than
anything you can make up.