Have you ever tried to eat a car? Has your guinea pig ever been taken
hostage? Does your mom always have jobs for you to do around the house?
Has your grandmother asked you to help her commit a crime? Have you ever
been attacked by a tribe of killer possums? Is your ice-cream man the
angriest ice-cream man in Australia? And could your bum possibly save
the world? I'm Tom Weekly and this is my life.