Have you ever ran from the dentist? Are you petrified of clowns? Have
giant head lice try to eat you? Have you ever been attacked by Library
Ninjas when your book was five years overdue? And have you come up with
a genius way to never do homework again? All of these things have
happened to me. I'm Tom Weekly. My life is an exploding chicken and the
book in your hands is my attempt to glue it back together again.