Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the
sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room. . . Not the "best"
start to a day, but it's about to get a whole lot worse. As if a trip to
see his perfect cousins isn't bad "enough," they've only gone and got
the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle! Not that Norm could play anyway
what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky
dog at bath time. Business as usual? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!!! The seventh
hilarious title in this award-winning, laugh-out-loud series. For fans
of "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" and David Walliams.