Though unalike as snowflakes, sisters Patricia Anne and Mary Alice share
a sympathetic heart for their distraught cousin Luke -- known
affectionately in his boyhood as "Pukey Lukey," because of his penchant
for getting sick in moving vehicles. Luke is desperate to hunt down
Virginia, his wife of forty years, who has run off with a
housepainter/snake-handling preacher named "Monk." And the sisters have
graciously agreed to accompany their stricken kinsman on his search...in
Luke's car, of course.
But, while practical "Mouse" and flamboyant "Sister" are unable to find
their runaway cousin-in-law among the asp-loving faithful on Chandler
Mountain, they do manage to stumble upon the corpse of a pretty young
redhead who was prematurely sent to her eternal reward. And before you
can say "anaconda," they are hot on the serpentine trail of a killer
who'd like nothing better than to sink a pair of poisonous fangs into
two meddling Southern sisters!