Ever wonder what might happen if an astronaut shut down a 500-year-old
hurricane? Or why an exotic dancer would go to a Chinese restaurant to
find a new tomorrow? What does a sheepherder celebrating a night on the
town have in common with a high society gatecrasher? Can you beat a fine
for poaching Christmas trees in California? Why would Dr. Watson lash
out at his old friend Sherlock Holmes? How does a twelve-year-old talk
her kidnappers out of murder? What secret lies behind a locked door that
not even the homeowner can penetrate? How could Scottish poet Robert
Burns, dead 200 years, cause an American medical student to become a
writer for a faux French food journal? Why does plucking ear hairs
become addictive? Can an outspoken maven get any respect on the last
night of her life? You'll find out the offbeat, the thought-provoking,
and the hilarious answers to these and many more of life's compelling
questions from the 61 short stories and poems found in "Message in a
Fortune Cookie."