Spoken by over 700 million jabbering individuals, the English language
has traveled to all corners of the globe--unfortunately, some of it has
got a bit muddled along the way. This book affectionately demonstrates
the very best--and worst--instances of genuine grammar-gargling from
around the world, discovered by the author and his intrepid team of
researchers. It includes everything from hilarious hotel signs to
baffling advertisements, such as the German beauty product offering a
"cream shower for pretentious skin," the notice at a French swiming pool
which proclaimed that "swimming is forbidden in the absence of the
saviour," or the warning sign at a Czech zoo which instructed visitors:
"No smoothen the lion."