Collected from one of the most popular features of Reader's Digest
magazine, this compliation of more than 1,000 all-new jokes, quotes,
anecdotes, quips, and cartoons is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud
each day.
This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other
lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's
most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with
more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, quips, funny things
kids say, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke
writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation
pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that
life is often funnier than fiction
- Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the
floorboards? He was just going through a stage
- What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!"
- Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender
asks, "Olive or twist?"
- Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings
too."
- "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at
dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel
Peace Prize, 1973
- As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works
twice as fast."