The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious
teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But
no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing
years--except Biff, the Messiah's best bud, who has been resurrected to
tell the story in this divinely hilarious, yet heartfelt work
"reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams" (Philadelphia Inquirer).
Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with
remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations,
demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the
Savior's pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny.
But there's no one who loves Josh more--except maybe "Maggie," Mary of
Magdala--and Biff isn't about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and
ascend without a fight.