For all those who grew upbelieving that "Planet of the Apes" explains
all there isto know about politics, that "Slade in Flame" was a savage
expose of the pop world, and that "The Exorcist" revealed the meaning of
life, then you probably spent far too many of your formative years at
the cinema. Just as likely, you soon realized that there was only one
career open to youyou'd have to become a film critic. In "It s Only a
Movie," the incomparable Mark Kermode takes us into the weird world of a
life lived in widescreen. Join him as he embarks on a gut-wrenching
journey through the former Soviet Union on the trail of the low-budget
horror flick "Dark Waters," cringe as he's handbagged by Helen Mirren at
the BAFTA awards ceremony, cheer as he gets thrown out of the Cannes
Film Festival for heckling in very bad French, and don't forget to gasp
as he's shot at while interviewing Werner Herzog in the Hollywood Hills.
Written with sardonic wit and wry good humor, this compelling cinematic
memoir is genuinely "inspired by real events.""