19-year-old thug, Craig Mawdsley, has robbed your home, smashed up your
car and mugged your grandmother. Now he attempts his greatest ever
assault on the general public - by writing a book. Craig hates everyone
so much that even his dislike of writing cannot stop his desire to
offend all those that have labelled him a chav, weasel, scumbag - and,
yes, c*nt. You know his type, you see him everyday, and you try to
avoid him at all costs. But you can't anymore, because within these
demented pages, Craig tells how he has inexplicably risen through the
social ranks to a place where he can terrorise mankind with unlimited
prejudice - before the true purpose of his unusual literary project is
shockingly revealed.