If you happen to have a dinosaur, lying around your living room, and you
don't know what to do with it ... why don't you use it as a can opener?
It will make a terrific nutcracker too! There are oodles of uses for a
dinosaur -- from a fine umbrella to an excellent kite and a dandy
pillow, not to mention a reliable burglar alarm and the perfect excuse
to forget your homework. This delightfully absurd exploration of the
domestic uses of dinosaurs -- and the things dinos just aren't good for
at all -- is guaranteed to tickle funny bones and spark imaginations. If
you read carefully, you'll learn how to make your dinosaur last a very
long time.